A plot to kidnap Obama has been uncovered!

Someone emailed me this. I have to admit it made me laugh out loud. I just love the stereotype.

Samurai protestor.

"Thai pro-government protestors wield a sling and a knife against anti-government demonstrators near the Government House, in Bangkok early morning Tuesday Sept 2, 2008. Thailand's prime minister declared a state of emergency in the capital Tuesday after street fighting overnight between opponents and supporters of the government left one man dead and dozens of people injured.
(AP) "

I bet this guy can swing that sword around and block bullets.

These tree huggers need some serious help.

Lindsay Lohan does a Marilyn Monroe shoot

Here are the pics from the Newyork magazine.

She finally shows her boobs without doing an unintentional slip.

I'm a little dissapointed she didn't just go to Playboy to do the shoot. I bet she would have made a hell of a lot more money there.

Get a Load of Dem Apples

It has been awhile since I've had a chance to post. Work work work! I have posted this photo in honor of Under Man. 1) Take a look at the cake. That is a fine piece of... work. You thought I was going to say ass didn't you? and 2) Nelly is adorable and I like that his cake featured his own brand of Apple Bottom Jeans and finally, 3) I happen to know that Under Man makes his own fabulous cakes and could make this with his eyes closed! Enjoy!

Woof Woof

I got to give it credit for trying. I know if I saw it in person I wouldn't know what to do. I was thinking either throw it a doggie biscuit or call the local animal control.
Check out the caterpillar like eyebrows. I wonder if they will turn into cute little butterflies, some how I highly doubt butterflies but rather street light moths maybe.

Retirement Cums Early for Some....

Jenna Jameson apparently 'retired' from porn this past weekend (as stated by Crazy Days and Nights). And if you ask me - it was none too early. Poor Jenna... remember when she was really hot? Like here? Or here? Now she just looks weird. Her lips look weird. She's got something weird going on with her nose. And maybe her face pulled back or something? And guess what...did you know she's only 33? I am happy to say that if I got all done up and wore that same yellow dress - I'd look younger than her. Whoohoo! Not that I've been rode hard and put up wet for years and years but still.... all that money just to look that bad. Bleh!